I GET MY ATTITUDE FROM MY FREAKIN' AWESOME MOM...

SHE IS A BIT CRAXY AND SCARES ME SOMETIMES BUT SHE IS A PERFECT MIXTURE OF SWEETHEART AND WARRIOR.  I LOVE HER AND SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND.  MESS WITH ME THE BEAST IN HERE WILL AWAKE AND THEY'LL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY